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So, picture this – Polo Ascencio, a St. Louis Cardinals broadcaster is a having a blast announcing the game, and suddenly, his stomach decides to play a little tune. 😳 You know, those strange noises that only you can hear? Well, Polo, the legend himself, thought he'd discreetly "kick a fart out" because, hey, nature calls, right? 🍑💨
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Now, the thing is, Polo is a master at the art of stealthy gas release. It's like he has a silencer on his behind! 🤐💨 And trust me, he's got the skill to kick it out without anyone knowing. It's a real talent, folks.
But on that fateful day at the ball game, things took a twist. Polo started the process, and he's thinking, "This is going well," until he realized that it wasn't gas after all! 😬 Yep, it turned out to be something else entirely. I'll spare you the gory details, but it wasn't pleasant.
So, Polo did what any responsible adult would do – he clenched! 🙅♂️💨 He saved the day, pulled a ninja move on his own body, and the inning mercifully ended.
But here's the kicker – Polo had to go to the restroom, and things got even more interesting there. 🚽 I'll let your imagination fill in the blanks, but let's just say he had to make a creative decision about his underwear. 🩲😬
You know, the old tie-it-to-the-back-of-the-toilet routine? 🤣 And when Polo walked out of that restroom, he made a show of it, pretending someone else had left their undies behind. 😂
So, the burning question is, did Polo make it back to the broadcast booth unscathed? You bet he did! 🙌 He dodged a major bullet, my friends. No need to explain a mid-game bathroom break or wave goodbye to his undies. Crisis averted!
But here's the twist – Polo's daughter, Bianca, had a similar experience playing catch one day. 🥎👧 I won't spill the beans; you'll have to watch the video for her side of the story. It's a hilarious family affair.
This story is a reminder that comedy is just tragedy plus time, and Polo Ascencio is here to turn life's little mishaps into laughs! 😂 Thanks for joining us on this wild journey. Don't forget to like, share, and subscribe for more unforgettable tales. 🤣👍
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