When Gloria took a waitressing job at a diner outside of Phoenix, she didn't realize she was now an employee of Midnight Burger, a time-traveling, dimension-spanning diner. Every day Midnight Burger appears somewhere new in the cosmos along with it's staff: a galactic drifter, a rogue theoretical physicist, a sentient old-timey radio, and some guy named Caspar. No one knows who built Midnight Burger or how it works, but when it appears there's always someone around who could really use a cup of coffee. "When the waves of the universe crash unrelentingly, when the stars seem indifferent to your plight, suddenly there is a diner." We open at 6.
Now jobless in the pandemic era, Gloria takes a job interview at a lonely diner outside of Phoenix. What could possibly go wrong?
Cast:
Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez
Caspar - Joe Fisher
Ava - Finlay Stevenson
Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird
Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird
Leif - Tom Moorman
Written and Directed by Joe Fisher
Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson
Music:
What a Friend We Have in Jesus - Stanley and Burr
When the Roll is Called Up Yonder - Elliot Shaw
Couldn't Hear Nobody Pray - The Southern 4
I'm Waiting for You Liza Jane - Vernon Dalhart
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It's Gloria's first official shift at everyone's favorite space, time, and dimension traversing diner and the staff finds themselves setting down on a dense, forested planet, teeming with life. I'm SURE everything on this planet is nice and benevolent. Right guys?... Guys?...
My Cradle Melody - The Strand Quartet
Give Way Jordan - Fisk University Jubilee Singers
Ave Maria - Schubert
You'd think working a busy shift in a time-traveling, dimension-spanning diner in 1934 Harlan County, Kentucky would keep you from being confronted by your past relationships. That's what you get for thinking.
Guest Star: Camille Smicker as "The Ex"
Tennessee Moon - Heidelberg Quintette
Which Side are You On? - Florence Reece
The King of the Fairies - Traditional
Hi, Jenny, Ho, Jenny Johnson - Harry C. Browne and Peerless Quartette
We've all been there... your sentient old-timey radio stops talking to you and suddenly your diner is hurtling toward a supermassive black hole, right guys?! Whom amongst us?
Zebulon - Neal Starbid
Effie - Julie Cowden-Starbird
Durangs Hornpipe and Little Brown Jug - Don Richardson
Tennessee Moon - Heidelburg Quintette
Oh no, this time the diner has found itself in a dystopian Earth where the ads are LITERALLY stuck in your head. That's right, it's the worst dystopia of all. No mohawks, no zombies, no improvised weaponry... just more ads.
Guest Starring:
Benjamin Burdick as Officer Valvoline
Jessica Morris as Mary
Insufficient Sweetie - Ukulele Ike
Sweeter as the Years Go By - Criterion Quartette
Brighten the Corner Where You Are - Homer Rodeheaver
The Harbor Bell - Charles Harrison
You may be done with the past, but the past isn't done with you. Also the future would like to have a word...
Swing Low Sweet Chariot - Criterion Quartette
Preguntale a las Estrellas - Emilia de Gorgoza
There's a joke I'm trying to think of... A robot walks into a diner something something something humanity is subjective. Anybody know that one?
Ian Furguson as Boofar
Preguntale a las Estrellas - Emilia de Gorgorza
Abide with Me - Olive Kline
God so Loved the World - Trinity Quartette
Things can keep for a long time when they're frozen: Chicken, fish, broccoli, reminders of the futility of our actions. Be careful when you defrost...
Jason Lambert as Vladimir
Where the River Shannon Flows - Columbia Stellar Quartette
Don't you hate it when you throw a party at the end of the last great Ice Age and your friend just HAS to be the center of attention?
Kitchen Stove - Paul Van Loan's Orchestra
Life's Railway to Heaven - Smith's Sacred Singers
SEASON ONE FINALE!! Remember: When faced with a dark and mysterious force in the sky, try throwing a scientists at it. Literally.
Art by ariartcor
Carry me Back to Tennessee - Carroll C Clark
What a Friend We Have in Jesus - Mr. and Mrs. William Wheeler