{"author_name":"Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer","author_url":"https://art19.com/shows/why-wont-you-date-me/episodes/1cbc68bf-9506-44db-a7ad-29b4bb9a3524","description":"<p>Rapper and songwriter <a href=\"https://www.instagram.com/brookecandy\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Brooke Candy</strong></a> (host of <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9OKYJtCURo\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Unwrapped</em></a>) joins Nicole to discuss meeting her future husband in a desert shack and moving in with him after only a week. She shares the time her wig fell off mid-hookup, what made her go from open relationships to a monogamous one, and relationship texting styles.</p><p>Brooke relives her jobs in the HUSTLER office, working as a stripper, and being a blunt-roller for a money laundering front. Plus, Nicole shares her theory on why she is murder-proof.</p><p>Check out her podcast <a href=\"http://youtube.com/watch?v=P9OKYJtCURo\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">Unwrapped, with Nicole Byer</a>.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>Watch this episode on our YouTube channel at&nbsp;</strong><a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/@WhyWontYouDateMePodcast\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>https://www.youtube.com/@WhyWontYouDateMePodcast</strong></a></p><p><br></p><p><strong>Support this podcast and get discounts by checking out our sponsors:</strong></p><p>»  <a href=\"http://plannedparenthood.org/defend\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Planned Parenthood</strong></a>: Donate to support Planned Parenthood now at <a href=\"http://plannedparenthood.org/defend\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">plannedparenthood.org/defend</a>.</p><p>» <a href=\"http://WarbyParker.com/DATEME\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Warby Parker</strong></a>: Our listeners get 15% off plus free shipping when they buy two or more pairs of prescription glasses at <a href=\"http://WarbyParker.com/DATEME\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">WarbyParker.com/DATEME</a> — using our link helps support the show. #WarbyParker #adventure </p><p>» <a href=\"http://quitwithjones.com/DATEME\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Jones</strong></a>: Ready to quit for good? 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