{"author_name":"The Horror Virgin","author_url":"https://art19.com/shows/the-horror-virgin/episodes/c6543cc4-1cba-4168-9b12-1b9294b07d07","description":"<p>\"If you want it to be less formal, you’re gonna have to take off the fucks-edo.\"</p><p>This weeks scariest movie is... Night of the Comet. This movie has everything. A retail uprising led by Stockboy Willie, the patron saint of mall trauma, Survivors who were clearly chosen by Zordon for their teenage attitude and excellent hair, and a sexy comet that turns everyone into glittery Himalayan sea salt. If you love post-apocalyptic mall chaos, Power Rangers logic, and sparkly extinction events, this episode’s for you!</p><p>Help Support our HV Family:&nbsp;<a href=\"http://www.patreon.com/HorrorVirgin\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin</a></p><p>What did you think of this episode? Tell us&nbsp;<a href=\"http://gram.com/horrorvirgin\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">@HorrorVirgin</a>&nbsp;on Facebook, BlueSky, and Instagram</p><p>Up Next: Slither (2006)</p><p><br></p>","html":"<iframe src=\"https://art19.com/shows/the-horror-virgin/episodes/c6543cc4-1cba-4168-9b12-1b9294b07d07/embed\" style=\"width: 720px; height: 200px; border: 0 none;\" width=\"720\" height=\"200\" scrolling=\"no\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-popups allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"></iframe>","provider_name":"ART19","provider_url":"https://art19.com","title":"368 - Night of the Comet","type":"rich","version":"1.0","width":720,"height":200}