{"author_name":"The Horror Virgin","author_url":"https://art19.com/shows/the-horror-virgin/episodes/c156be7a-fc29-4cd8-aa20-381651e15ddd","description":"<p>\"It's Blade, Ryan Reynolds, and Jessica (not Alba). \"</p><p>This week's hottest movie is... <em>Blade: Trinity. </em>This movie has everything: a vampire apocalypse, a wisecracking vampire hunter, and a laser bow. Oh, And did I mention Dracula shapeshifts and runs shirtless through the desert? If you love vampire hunters who 30 seconds of screen time loading songs on to her first generation iPod during fights, you’ll enjoy the hell out of this wild movie.</p><p>Help Support our HV Family:&nbsp;<a href=\"http://www.patreon.com/HorrorVirgin\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin</a></p><p>What did you think of this episode? Tell us&nbsp;<a href=\"http://gram.com/horrorvirgin\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">@HorrorVirgin</a>: Facebook Twitter Instagram</p><p>Up Next: Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)</p>","html":"<iframe src=\"https://art19.com/shows/the-horror-virgin/episodes/c156be7a-fc29-4cd8-aa20-381651e15ddd/embed\" style=\"width: 720px; height: 200px; border: 0 none;\" width=\"720\" height=\"200\" scrolling=\"no\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-popups allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"></iframe>","provider_name":"ART19","provider_url":"https://art19.com","title":"346 - Blade: Trinity","type":"rich","version":"1.0","width":720,"height":200}