{"author_name":"The Horror Virgin","author_url":"https://art19.com/shows/the-horror-virgin/episodes/2fdd5a9d-996b-45a7-8aa1-7798605ee549","description":"<p>\"I got dick'ed down so bad that I moved.\"</p><p>This weeks scariest movie was... Vampire in Brooklyn.&nbsp; This movie has everything: a toothy prince looking for his queen, an ancient supernatural bachelor patiently waiting for his best friend's kid to grow up so he can shoot his immortal shot, and a Scream connections you'll never see coming. Will Todd survive this bizarre <em>Coming to America</em>&nbsp;meets <em>Dracula</em>&nbsp;fever dream? Will Paige convince us that this movie is secretly amazing? And most importantly, how does one get dick down so bad they have to relocate? Tune in and find out!</p><p>Help Support our HV Family:&nbsp;<a href=\"http://www.patreon.com/HorrorVirgin\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin</a></p><p>What did you think of this episode? Tell us&nbsp;<a href=\"http://gram.com/horrorvirgin\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">@HorrorVirgin</a>&nbsp;on Facebook, BlueSky, and Instagram</p><p>Up Next: Vampire in Brooklyn (1995)</p>","html":"<iframe src=\"https://art19.com/shows/the-horror-virgin/episodes/2fdd5a9d-996b-45a7-8aa1-7798605ee549/embed\" style=\"width: 720px; height: 200px; border: 0 none;\" width=\"720\" height=\"200\" scrolling=\"no\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-popups allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"></iframe>","provider_name":"ART19","provider_url":"https://art19.com","title":"363 - Vampire in Brooklyn","type":"rich","version":"1.0","width":720,"height":200}